My first blog…

Emmerson Corncrake and Constantine is the ideal record company for me as a silent partner because throughout my years, I have perfected the art of being heard and not seen. At the moment, most of my friends are sunning themselves on the plains of Africa, yet I am back here in the UK, much against the advice of my father whose visions of me of me under the mowing blades in the middle of a hay field have been causing him no end of sleepless nights. I have reassured him that my business lies in an office in Poole town, near the Channel waters, miles from any hay.

I have postponed my holiday to Africa until our first record release, Synaesthesia, has been printed and released to Lush Cosmetics stores nationwide. I’ve had a great time working on this project, and the massages I’ve received as part of my research have made me the envy of all corncrakes headed south right about now. The combination of gorgeous music, grand aromas and sensations from the caressing hands of the masseuse has turned my summer into a deeply relaxed affair. Being in this country, the thought of the decline of my ancestors here played heavy on my mind, but the relaxing vibes of the spa treatment soon put an end to all that worry. I cannot recommend it highly enough.